Today at 6:23 AM a army of super intelligent cats stormed the Presidential palace and the Parliament building and raised the flag of what the nation is now called, Grumpania. The Columbian government has made peace with the rebels surrendering the entire nation to them. The rebels leader, Grumpy Cat, made a speech today following the peace conference. “We have triumphed over the capitalist dogs who have oppressed us for years! The time is now to fight for the peoples right to be all equal to even the wealthiest of Grumpania’s citizens. Long live the workers party! Long live Grumpania” The future looks uncertain for now as no other nation has either interfered or commented about the situation. We will have more on this story at 11.