• JohnRichard posted an update 5 months ago

    A statician a chemist and a biologist walk into a bar. They discover a trash can burning. The chemist says “we need to suffocate it so it runs out of reactants. The biologist says “we need to put it in the freezer to lower it’s temperature below combustion”. Meanwhile they see the statician lighting several other things on fire
    “What the hell are you doing?”
    “Getting a proper sample size”

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    A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8.

    “But I already paid you. Don’t you remember?” says the customer.

    “OK,” says the bartender, “if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”

    The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stunt.

    The barkeep replies, “OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”

    The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.

    The bartender leans over and says, “You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the — ”

    The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”

  • JohnRichard posted an update 5 months ago

    An amnesiac walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful blonde girl walks up to her, and asks “So do I come here often?”

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    • I’ve done things I’m not proud of…. stealing memes for worthless points

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    Too far? c1a

    Too far? c1a
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    When your friend asks you to hang out
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    Yes all the other jedi powers are cool but we forget about the coolest. Force bowel movement

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